compsense:

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

vatoprincesa:

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

your-bald-majesty:

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

This is amazing